

(Source: drownouturmind)


(Source: drownouturmind)
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless
Sexy Touch: Tickle His Prostate With an Egg-Beater
bahaha, this is brilliant!
(Source: tvpartyorchestra)
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.


(Source: lokiodinson)
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.
— Amy Poehler on American Apparel ads (via e-pic)
(Source: elisabethlovesthis)