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Sexy Touch: Tickle His Prostate With an Egg-Beater
bahaha, this is brilliant!

Sexy Touch: Tickle His Prostate With an Egg-Beater

bahaha, this is brilliant!


They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap.

— Amy Poehler on American Apparel ads (via e-pic)

(Source: elisabethlovesthis)